yaknow-yanow:

i definitely have a crush on this vase.

yaknow-yanow:

i definitely have a crush on this vase.

(Source: prettystuff)

Yo @whiskeylegs I think I found what I need for our living room. #roar  (at Drinkers Pub Olde City)

Yo @whiskeylegs I think I found what I need for our living room. #roar (at Drinkers Pub Olde City)

forever hoping Jewish men on dating sites are both aware and unaware of my shiksa status despite my old testament name.

#willcelebrateurholidays #cancooklatkes

those terrifying seconds when you feel a sneeze coming on RIGHTAFTER applying mascara.
Office a-go-go. Catching up on all my industry reading after being inspired at the SSP seminar this morning. #scholarlykitchenyum

Office a-go-go. Catching up on all my industry reading after being inspired at the SSP seminar this morning. #scholarlykitchenyum

I love my skin!

I religiously listen to the Slate Culture Gabfest podcast every week and during a recent call-in show the hosts were asked what they chose as their children’s first exposure to film/tv. They of course had a series of pretentious-sweet answers (Miyazaki, Buster Keaton, Marx Bros) and it’s been a question I’ve brought up with parents old and new since hearing it. Seeing this and remembering snapshots of my childhood really makes me realize that my future-pretend children will for sure cut their culture teeth on some Sesame Street.

(Source: arthaemisia, via messily)

In which texts to your boss about missing cab receipts for expense reports bring to the surface a potentially deep-seated iPhone prank.

In which texts to your boss about missing cab receipts for expense reports bring to the surface a potentially deep-seated iPhone prank.

“Stay away from people who make you feel like you are hard to love.”

- (via verbautezukunft)

(Source: nauticalneurotic, via b-was-here)

What You Crave vs What You Need
Chocolate: Raw nuts/seeds.
Oily/Fatty Snacks: Kale, leafy greens.
Soda/Carbonated Drinks: Actual, literal bubbles.
Chips/Salty Food: Topsoil.
Cookies: Freudian psychology.
Sweet Tea: A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.
Pasta/Carbs: Pasta/Carbs.
Ice: The sweet release of death.
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