#tbt and #ftt. Can’t wait for fun on the water in Wilmingon this weekend. (Just made up #forwardthinkingthursday)

#tbt and #ftt. Can’t wait for fun on the water in Wilmingon this weekend. (Just made up #forwardthinkingthursday)

“ew. I would never feature drop ceilings in an engagement picture.”

- thing I wine-said while catching up on Facebook. lock me up in a place far, far away from Bravo and E!

I didn’t have any clean workout clothes so what would any other reasonable human do?

I didn’t have any clean workout clothes so what would any other reasonable human do?

iPhone interstitials and sound effects aside, DYING FOR THE RICH KIDS OF BEVERLY HILLS.

iPhone interstitials and sound effects aside, DYING FOR THE RICH KIDS OF BEVERLY HILLS.

You’ll pry my Oxford comma from my cold, dead, and lifeless hands.

(Source: delgrosso, via everydaychampagne)

signed on Facebook to see that I got some chats from WDIII while he had connectivity yesterday(!). He posted an update to his blog and there’s nothing that can make you feel better about having to run all your things through a hot dryer cycle in preparation for a visit from the exterminator than reading about a firsthand experience of someone with a bush rat living in his rafters. 

Fanny Neguesha, Mario Balotelli’s fiance watching Italy vs England.

Read ‘Mario Balotelli’ as ‘Mario Batali’ and thought DAYM for a minute. #orangecroscangetit

(Source: mattiadsciglio, via taysut)

therumpus:

The Rumblr’s in-house astrologer, Madame Clairevoyant, presents her latest dispatch from the stars:
Leo: This is a week for living a little wild; this is a week for trusting your luck, for trusting weird coincidences, for trusting the stars above you and the breeze in your bedroom at night. Try not to think too much; try not to worry. You are where you’re supposed to be, and that could mean so many things. You are making the right choices, and that can mean so many things. Trust your body and trust your feet. Write letters to the person you love the most. Write poems that you’ll never show anyone but yourself.
Today’s image was made specially for Madame Clairevoyant by Jen May.

therumpus:

The Rumblr’s in-house astrologer, Madame Clairevoyant, presents her latest dispatch from the stars:

Leo: This is a week for living a little wild; this is a week for trusting your luck, for trusting weird coincidences, for trusting the stars above you and the breeze in your bedroom at night. Try not to think too much; try not to worry. You are where you’re supposed to be, and that could mean so many things. You are making the right choices, and that can mean so many things. Trust your body and trust your feet. Write letters to the person you love the most. Write poems that you’ll never show anyone but yourself.

Today’s image was made specially for Madame Clairevoyant by Jen May.

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