Yo @whiskeylegs I think I found what I need for our living room. #roar (at Drinkers Pub Olde City)
forever hoping Jewish men on dating sites are both aware and unaware of my shiksa status despite my old testament name.
those terrifying seconds when you feel a sneeze coming on RIGHTAFTER applying mascara.
Office a-go-go. Catching up on all my industry reading after being inspired at the SSP seminar this morning. #scholarlykitchenyum
I religiously listen to the Slate Culture Gabfest podcast every week and during a recent call-in show the hosts were asked what they chose as their children’s first exposure to film/tv. They of course had a series of pretentious-sweet answers (Miyazaki, Buster Keaton, Marx Bros) and it’s been a question I’ve brought up with parents old and new since hearing it. Seeing this and remembering snapshots of my childhood really makes me realize that my future-pretend children will for sure cut their culture teeth on some Sesame Street.
In which texts to your boss about missing cab receipts for expense reports bring to the surface a potentially deep-seated iPhone prank.
“Stay away from people who make you feel like you are hard to love.”
- (via verbautezukunft)
What You Crave vs What You Need