V excited to meet Basil the bunny at this party. Will be staging a full photo shoot later.

V excited to meet Basil the bunny at this party. Will be staging a full photo shoot later.

When you’re waiting to hear from someone but get a message from a different person instead
Saturday mornings in this spot are p great. (The cleaning up rotten pumpkin guts from the patio was just a slight sideline.)

Saturday mornings in this spot are p great. (The cleaning up rotten pumpkin guts from the patio was just a slight sideline.)

same, honey boo boo

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diary of a mad white woman

Realize I haven’t seen my sunglasses in a while due to rain.
Look in all possible bags and don’t find them.
Double check the key bowl.
Check bags again. Even ones I haven’t used in weeks.
Check drawer where we keep grocery bags.
Proceed to get PISSED at myself.
Ah! Remember you were scatterbrained at cvs the last day you remember wearing them! Call nearest location and wait on hold while employee checks lost + found in vain.
Proceed to like almost cry because JUST WHEN YOU THINK YOU HAVE IT ALL TOGETHER.
Retrace steps using Moves app. What was the weather like during the day? Why doesn’t the weather app store past days’ weather?
Is my mind going? Am I drinking too much? I used to remember EVERYTHING!
Maybe they’re at the gym! All those workout classes are so dark, if you dropped something you’d never know. And it gets dark so early now you haven’t needed them after classes so you wouldn’t have realized! I’ll call them tomorrow morning. FIRST THING.
Look at Warby Parker sunnies online. Wow they’ve really stepped up their game.
UGH $195 no thanks.
Back to being sad.
Might as well pack my gym bag and plan my outfit for tomorrow to be a RESPONSIBLE ADULT bc OBVIOUSLY I’M NOT
ugh every outfit would look better with sunglasses.
okay. Hannah. Get over it. What shoes to wear?
OH MY GOD WHAT’S THAT?! THEYRE NESTLED IN THE PAIR OF CLOGS I WORE TUESDAY!! I WAS SO RUSHED UNPACKING SO I COULD GO TO THAT SCOTCH TASTING!! Yay yay yay yay

But man those Warbies were cute…

#tbt in honor of the realization that the Parents Cocktail senior slideshow in which this pic appeared was FIVE YEARS AGO. #kittensscaredofmesinceagefour

#tbt in honor of the realization that the Parents Cocktail senior slideshow in which this pic appeared was FIVE YEARS AGO. #kittensscaredofmesinceagefour

“I’m not for everyone. I’m barely for me.”

- Marc Maron (via clear-glass)

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Spill red wine on a shirt the first time you wear it? Turn it backwards for a Hepburn-worthy high boat neck effect. #smokeandmirrors

Spill red wine on a shirt the first time you wear it? Turn it backwards for a Hepburn-worthy high boat neck effect. #smokeandmirrors

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