newyorker:

A cartoon by Christopher Weyant. Click-through for a slide show of more wine-themed cartoons from our archive: http://nyr.kr/1mYJr3A

newyorker:

A cartoon by Christopher Weyant. Click-through for a slide show of more wine-themed cartoons from our archive: http://nyr.kr/1mYJr3A

(Source: newyorker.com)

blegh, sentiment. back to regularly scheduled programming. 

(Source: abstratizado, via eugoogoolizer)

messily:

sandandglass:

Jon Stewart tries to get Hillary Clinton to say she’s running for president.

#ready

so this makes me really excited for obvious reasons but also because WDIII’s plan on return to America is to work on the Democratic presidential campaign (he’s kind of a rock star in political organizing) which he has been referring to as ‘The Hillary Campaign’ since we met and who knows what we will be to one another then but it will be cool to potentially watch history happen and know that someone I care about is in those trenches making phone calls, knocking on doors, and wearing those pins.

Also, potential gala invite. 

(via nolongeragoodidea)

Things that happen when a Philly bred editor comes to town for an afternoon meeting.

Things that happen when a Philly bred editor comes to town for an afternoon meeting.

food52:

Cheese is perfect as is.
…But it might be better baked. 
Baked Fontina by Alexandra Cooks
(Source: do-not-touch-my-food)

food52:

Cheese is perfect as is.

…But it might be better baked. 

Baked Fontina by Alexandra Cooks

(Source: do-not-touch-my-food)

there’s a great thing about having free time to think (about anything, everything, things you shouldn’t), do (cook! write! read! run! spin! dance!), and be (someone who works out five times a week, goes to bed at 10:30, stretches, quick-pickles vegetables). But then there are the consequences (devoting whole minutes to extracting nose pores; picking at ingrown hairs to the point where it should be called spelunking; noticing every new bug bite on your body and laying in bed thinking what’s that? is something crawling underneath my legs? and alternating your day between itching every piece of skin touched by a stray hair or fleck of dust and googling ‘red welt on back’).
#sendxanax #andbenadryll

there’s a great thing about having free time to think (about anything, everything, things you shouldn’t), do (cook! write! read! run! spin! dance!), and be (someone who works out five times a week, goes to bed at 10:30, stretches, quick-pickles vegetables). But then there are the consequences (devoting whole minutes to extracting nose pores; picking at ingrown hairs to the point where it should be called spelunking; noticing every new bug bite on your body and laying in bed thinking what’s that? is something crawling underneath my legs? and alternating your day between itching every piece of skin touched by a stray hair or fleck of dust and googling ‘red welt on back’).

#sendxanax #andbenadryll

caragh:

beyonceprivilege:

me: *waves at a dog being walked*

dog’s owner: *waves at me*

me:

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(via lifeaquatic)

Stay cool and use up fresh produce: drink gin smoothies.

Stay cool and use up fresh produce: drink gin smoothies.

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